Heard this before I moved to Norfolk......
two Norwich ladies in Norwich market . one says to the other "Eerr Mable, look at em eerr lavatory brushes....... oonly nin-e noon pance each.... watch yaar recon ?"
"Oooh I din't knuoow, Ou know what mi arrolds like, right stickler for traad'ishion"
"Gooe arn, unly nin-e noon pance"
so they each buy one toilet brush......
next sunday in church "pisssst! aare Maaable, ouw yoow gatting oon wid dat der toilet broosh ?"
Mayble squirrmed in her pew unable to sit comfortably and turned to June and whispered...
"Arrrr I es still perservering...... but:.........but"
Still trying to get confortable
"Me arrold, well eeez gurrn back ooh paparrrrr.!"