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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: Ezzer on May 19, 2008, 08:06:21 PM
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Heard this before I moved to Norfolk......
two Norwich ladies in Norwich market . one says to the other "Eerr Mable, look at em eerr lavatory brushes....... oonly nin-e noon pance each.... watch yaar recon ?"
"Oooh I din't knuoow, Ou know what mi arrolds like, right stickler for traad'ishion"
"Gooe arn, unly nin-e noon pance"
so they each buy one toilet brush......
next sunday in church "pisssst! aare Maaable, ouw yoow gatting oon wid dat der toilet broosh ?"
Mayble squirrmed in her pew unable to sit comfortably and turned to June and whispered...
"Arrrr I es still perservering...... but:.........but"
Still trying to get confortable
"Me arrold, well eeez gurrn back ooh paparrrrr.!"
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Good one... here's a couple more:
A visitor to Norfolk goes to a village pub he's heard of that's famous for a local delicacy known as '50-50 Pie'. He makes his order and asks the landlord why it's called 50-50 Pie.
The landlord says "Well we use one 'orse and one ra-abbit".
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Ono another occasion a visitor returns to his favourite Norfolk beauty spot and gets into conversation with one of the locals, and remarks, "There were 2 windmills here the last time I came, but I see now there's only one".
The local replies, "Well there wasn't enough wind for two, so we took one of them down".