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Ezzer
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Posts: 1713
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #120 on:
May 07, 2008, 01:13:09 AM »
Crowbar
Ban people who brag constantly.
serve briefs to self obsesed lawers
Say "It's ok I've got the key"
3 uses for a
computer
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roseway
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Senior Kitizen
Posts: 43772
Penguins CAN fly
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #121 on:
May 07, 2008, 07:30:44 AM »
computer
install Linux on it, to change it from a toy to a real working machine
use it as a milking stool
drop it on the heads of invaders trying to break into your castle, when you run out of boiling oil
binoculars
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Eric
tuftedduck
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Posts: 29658
Router Luvvin Duck
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #122 on:
May 07, 2008, 09:47:08 AM »
TD makes good use of old computer.
binoculars
watch birds
take apart and make two telescopes
start a fire
birds nest
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roseway
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Senior Kitizen
Posts: 43772
Penguins CAN fly
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #123 on:
May 07, 2008, 07:05:16 PM »
bird's nest
watch with the help of a webcam
use as a firelighter (only when the birds have finished with it!)
make soup (ditto)
dead tree
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Eric
Floydoid
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Posts: 10000
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #124 on:
May 07, 2008, 08:53:47 PM »
chop it into logs
use it as a telegraph pole
use it as a caber in the highland games
empty aerosol can
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chrissie
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Posts: 2476
little sweetie
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #125 on:
May 08, 2008, 06:25:10 AM »
empty aerosol can
stand it up at the bottom of the garden and try to hit it with a stone
use it as a spirit level
take it in the street and kick it to make a noise
face cream
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Don\\'t go to sleep ANGRY!!! Stay awake and plot your revenge......
tuftedduck
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Posts: 29658
Router Luvvin Duck
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #126 on:
May 08, 2008, 09:58:35 AM »
face cream
rub on face
paint the budgie
use as light grease to stop garden gate squeaking
broken torch
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scottiesmum
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #127 on:
May 08, 2008, 10:36:02 AM »
broken torch
take out all the innards and use it for flowers
wrap it up and give it as a present
mend it
an oily rag
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chrissie
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Posts: 2476
little sweetie
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #128 on:
May 08, 2008, 10:59:31 AM »
an oily rag
hold down a well caught tufted duck and wipe the oily rag over the little sweetie
use it on your hands to pretend you've been doing the car
burn it when you haven't got any coal
an old mop
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tuftedduck
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Posts: 29658
Router Luvvin Duck
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #129 on:
May 08, 2008, 11:02:23 AM »
an old mop
use the business end as a pantomime wig
put in old bucket
mop old floor
last years phone book
(hold down a well caught tufted duck and wipe the oily rag over the little sweetie
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Floydoid
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Posts: 10000
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #130 on:
May 08, 2008, 12:21:35 PM »
tear it in half (I used to be able to do that before I developed RSI)
recycle it
use it to prop up your monitor
wooden spoon
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roseway
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Posts: 43772
Penguins CAN fly
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #131 on:
May 08, 2008, 03:37:18 PM »
wooden spoon
give it to the person making the daftest suggestion in this game
spank the missus
stir things up
empty stapler
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Eric
chrissie
Kitizen
Posts: 2476
little sweetie
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #132 on:
May 08, 2008, 04:22:10 PM »
empty stapler
paint it and display as altered art
fill it with staples
pretend it's full when you pass it to someone then enjoy the look on their face
a packet of cigarettes
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tuftedduck
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Posts: 29658
Router Luvvin Duck
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #133 on:
May 09, 2008, 12:40:32 PM »
a packet of cigarettes
smoke em
give away to passing hobo
take paper off, unravel fags and use as chewing baccy.
typewriter with "e" key missing.
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roseway
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Posts: 43772
Penguins CAN fly
Re: Three things you can do with a ........
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Reply #134 on:
May 09, 2008, 03:44:09 PM »
typewriter with "e" key missing
typ a lttr which is hard to rad
gt it rpaird
donat it to a musum
a set of worn-out tennis balls
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Eric
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