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Author Topic: No show from Tesco  (Read 8739 times)

dave.m

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2008, 06:56:09 PM »

That reminds me of the old joke about the woman and the suppositories. :D


ERIC,

Don't even think of posting that one!  :lol:
dave
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UncleUB

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2008, 07:24:09 AM »

That reminds me of the old joke about the woman and the suppositories. :D


ERIC,

Don't even think of posting that one!  :lol:
dave

Thats a coincidence because the tesco man asked if I had a back passage    :-X    to which I replied,yes,but your not leaving the mobile phone there  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2008, 07:29:42 AM »

:lol:
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scottiesmum

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2008, 08:27:52 AM »

 :lol:

good friends of ours had a cafe in the Trough of Bowland and Philip being a bit of a joker had a sign to the toilets which read ......  'For Toilets follow  Phil's back passage'    he had quite a few complaints from some customers ...... so he changed the sign   ' For toilets go up Phil's  back passage' ...............they soon got the message    ..... ;D

Obviously Phil's have something about back passages  !!! :D
« Last Edit: February 17, 2008, 08:36:23 AM by scottiesmum »
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Ezzer

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2008, 02:24:35 PM »

When I had my pc delivered some vital bits were missing, when I chased up the package  due to a couriers card posted through the door I was advised:
"The courier stated no one home so they left the parts in the green box by the front door."

"You mean my recycleing bin. For paper and glass. As it states in BIG LETTERS printed on the side of the box.  Which was empitied today by the Refuse collection due today. So the courer put the parcel in a bin which is out due for collection !" :mad:

"Ah !  Err, we'll resend every thing sir." :-[

Next wednesday came (yes same day the week after) Guess what happened  :wall:

There's a shop next door If I'm not in, deliveries always left there, always worked before, scince. Why......why
Just can't make it up
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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2008, 03:17:37 PM »

That's a classic! :lol:
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UncleUB

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2008, 11:56:21 AM »

The phones arrived   :clap: The courier said he has to take one back  :-X I said if you can find it take it,but you are not looking up my back passage   :lol:   :lol:   :lol:
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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2008, 12:14:18 PM »

 :lol:
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jazz

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2008, 12:49:54 PM »

That's good news.

[your answer to requests from the courier take us right back to the saddam questioning you talked about earlier!)
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mr_chris

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Re: No show from Tesco
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2008, 12:30:50 PM »

Unbelievable... I'm sure some delivery drivers do it deliberately too (with apologies to the majority of good delivery drivers out there!)
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