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[dave.m]

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be Institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
"A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ? 

[Ezzer]

Does my window come with a good view of the daffodills please 

[roseway]

I would have pulled the plug. Does that make me the only sane person here?

[kitz]

D'oh not much hope for me.

I thought the trick was a spoon..... to get the last dregs 

[scottiesmum]

I would have asked for some bubbles  !!!!

[oldfogy]

D'oh not much hope for me.

I thought the trick was a spoon..... to get the last dregs 

No, thats called a straw. hic

[kitz]

>> thats called a straw. hic

* kitz thinks you would have bad case of hiccups if you drank a bath full of *bubbly bathwater*

[oldfogy]

..... to get the last dregs 

[UncleUB]

Sounds like the naughty corner.