1) URL - Under Real Load (Windows will shut down)
2) SSL - Sorry, Save Lost (Windows will shut down)
3) ODBC - Oh Dear! Bad Connection (Windows will shut down)
4) RAID - Red Alert I'm Dying (Windows will shut down)
5) SDHC - Stopped, Don't Have Connection (Windows will shut down)
6) CPU - Cannot Process Useless (Windows will shut down)
7) MPLS - Microsoft Program Lost Sound (Windows will shut down)
8 ) PCI - Problem Connecting to Internet (Windows will shut down)
9) DNS - Danger! No Signal (Windows will shut down)
10) SCSI - Security Crisis, Shutting Internet (Windows will shut down)
11) ADSL - All Data Saved is Lost (Windows will shut down)
12) IDE - Internet Down, Exit (Windows will shut down)