...................... bit it did make me giggle
A Scotsman, an Englishman,
an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian,
a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, a Kiwi,
a Springbok, an Egyptian, a Jap,
a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek,
a Russian, an Estonian, a German,
an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian,
a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian,
an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian,
a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss all went to a nightclub.....
The doorman said "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"