Three men were
hiking through a forest...
when they came
upon a large raging, violent river .
Needing to get to
the other side, the first man prayed:
' God, please give
me the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big
arms and strong legs...
and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost
drowned twice .
After witnessing
that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give
me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof!!!
God gave him a
rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...
and he was able to
row across
in about an hour
after almost
capsizing once
Seeing what
happened to the first two men,
the third man
prayed:
'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED INTO
A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream...
and walked across
the bridge
Guys, if at first
you don't succeed, do it the way your wife
told you!
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