This will probably not be of very much interest, except to me, but I have this week discovered a replacement for crumpets !! (plural )
We can't get crumpets here, BUT we can get Blinis, and the large size resemble crumpets so much that I decided to toast one and VOILA !! almost the same .... after being deprived of them for 15 years it's quite a find.
Now I was going to head this topic as "Crumpet back on the menu"
but I think it would have tipped TD over the edge
.................and now, just like the bacon butties, you'll all be wanting crumpets