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Author Topic: Money problems hit Japan!  (Read 4255 times)

scottiesmum

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Money problems hit Japan!
« on: October 03, 2008, 07:10:48 AM »

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
 
 
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2008, 07:31:57 AM »

I think that calls for a GROAN :lol:
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2008, 07:46:26 AM »

I'm groaning already  ...  for other reasons    :lol:
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2008, 10:40:01 AM »

... and the customers at the Futon Bank aren't going to take it lying down

(I just made that up)
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 11:17:20 AM »

:lol:

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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2008, 11:47:06 AM »

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
very good  :D
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2008, 01:24:41 PM »

Good one Floydoid

And remember folks News Quiz on radio4 tonight @ 6:30 (repeated saturday 12:30) Better than that Charm Offensive that ran before
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2008, 05:20:48 PM »

Oh yeah... and the shareholders of the Hari Kiri Bank were gutted.
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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2008, 01:00:42 PM »

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Re: Money problems hit Japan!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 03:42:50 PM »

ouch  :lol:
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