In the middle if the night, I caught Caoimhe, my oriental girl, sitting on top of a WAP out on the landing, fitting in neatly between its four antennae. She was waiting for me outside the bathroom, probably annoyed that I had shut the bathroom door. I picked her up put her on my shoulder and took her back to bed with me, which is where she is all day and all night, unless the woodburning stove is lit downstairs.