At the end of the day you choose to live there, if nothing is available you can't go blaming the companies as you are doing, hell even if those restrictions were put in place you wouldn't get wired. We live in a capitalist country, so if you live somewhere remote, you buy a leased line. I lived in Cornwall for 20 years, all my friends in Cities were on 2mbps when I was on 28k, then 12mbps when I was on 1mbps...I sucked it up because my parents chose to live in the sticks.
If I was a millionaire I could go and buy a house on its own land and enjoy the privacy of outer city life here in Cheshire.... but there would be no FTTC which means again, paying for a connection out of my own pocket.
It always interests me that people on FB etc say something like "F the government cos I can't get fast internet in the middle of the moors in my council house" but then their attitude towards rich people in the same predicament is always "Good, why should he get fast broadband, the tax dodging scrote".
What I would advise you to do is stick with ADSL and use satellite internet for what it is designed to do - burst transfers. Buy a 10gbps seedbox for £20 a month, use bit torrent to get your media, zip it all up via SSH and burst transfer it once a week by the terabyte via satellite. I'm sure there is a more legal way of doing this also. Not every service is streaming only.