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Black Sheep

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Women.
« on: July 11, 2013, 05:51:46 PM »

A son asked his mother the following  question:

'Mom, why  are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'     
The son thanks his Mom, and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in  white.' 




 
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Re: Women.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2013, 07:50:01 PM »

*sharp intake of breath



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Re: Women.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2013, 08:22:52 PM »

b*cat refrains from posting a comment.  :-X
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