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[scottiesmum]

Disease                   Wine                                           Daily Dose

Acne                       Médoc, Cabernet Franc                           1 glass
Anemia                   Barbera, Dolcetto                                   2 glasses
Allergies                        Pinot Noir                                      1 glass
Bronchitis                      Brunello, Cabernet Sauvignon        2 glasses
Constipation                  Chardonnay                                  2-4 glasses
Cholesterol                    Dry Champagne                            2-4 glasses
Diabetes                       Beaujolais Nouveau                        1-2 glasses
Diaherria                       Champagne sec                           1 bottle
Gerd (Acid reflux)          Burgundy , Santenay Rouge          1 - 3 glasses
High Uric acid (Gout)      Sancerre , Pouilly Fume                2 glasses
Hypertension                Alsace  Sancerre                          4 glasses
Menopause                   Grenache, Syrah                          4 glasses
Depression                   Médoc, Tempranillo                       1-3 glasses
Bladder Infection           Sangiovese                                  1-3 glasses
Obesity                        Syrah                                          1  bottle
Rheumatism                  Malbec or Merlot                           1-2 glasses

 
  Cheers!   

Hence our new medicine cabinet   :-

            ....

(I nearly put this in jokes, but it's far too serious   )      Bonne Santé !

[roseway]

I've just realised that I suffer from obesity. Can you ship the wine straight away please, so I can start the treatment as soon as possible?

[UncleUB]

Is this a joke or ..........

Because if you suffered from just a few of those ailments taking the 'correct' doasge each day would leave to drunk to care whats wrong with 

I also would imagine once you are taking your 'medicine' going up and down those steps would seem like one hell of a roller coaster ride   

[scottiesmum]

Unc .....  it's a funny    ....    don't go following the medical remedies   

  @ Eric 

[UncleUB]

Unc .....  it's a funny    ....    don't go following the medical remedies   

Oh dear........I was just googling Menopause as well.