This made me giggle ....
Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going
to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and Mary got
pregnant.Two years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last
year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are
you going to do this year?.Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!