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Author Topic: Male Logic !!!  (Read 2463 times)

scottiesmum

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Male Logic !!!
« on: June 24, 2011, 03:00:30 PM »

 
I love this  ...... :lol:


 A wife asks her husband  "Could you please go shopping for me
and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6 "



       A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

       The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

       He replied, "They had eggs."



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roseway

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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 03:11:17 PM »

That seems entirely logical to me. If people can't give clear instructions... ;D
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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 03:22:47 PM »

I'm with you Roseway.
Only a woman could give instructions like that. :shrug2:
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scottiesmum

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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 03:28:24 PM »

 :P :P :no:      ..............


I expected as  much  :lol:
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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 03:47:04 PM »

My wife thought it was hilarious.
But she is a mathematician....... :-X
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scottiesmum

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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 04:03:16 PM »

I once worked with a chap -  who was a highly qualified genius  ....   he was going to collect a sandwich for his lunch, so I asked him to get me a coffee Renoir ....  I also said if they didn't have one, " get me anything"  .................   he brought me a pork pie   :'(     
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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 04:10:56 PM »

 :-X
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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 04:35:44 PM »

Qualified genius maybe but I bet he didn't qualify on reading a womans mind.
He did as you requested though. I'd like to know which orifice the pork pie ended up in.
 :lol:
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Re: Male Logic !!!
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 04:39:37 PM »

I once worked with a chap -  who was a highly qualified genius  ....   he was going to collect a sandwich for his lunch, so I asked him to get me a coffee Renoir ....  I also said if they didn't have one, " get me anything"  .................   he brought me a pork pie   :'(     

Hope he remembered the brown sauce as well  :D
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