An translation for the younger generation
ATD.............At The Doctors.
BFF.............Best Friend Fell.
BTW.............Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT............Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW........... Forgot Where I Was.
GGPBL.......... Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low.
GHA.............Got Heartburn Again.
IMHAO...........Is My Hearing Aid On.
LMDO........... Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMMR.......... On My Massage Recliner.
OMSG ......... Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFLACGU...... Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up.
TTYL............Talk To You Louder.