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Author Topic: The Bacon Tree  (Read 2495 times)

scottiesmum

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The Bacon Tree
« on: July 20, 2010, 10:12:09 AM »

I'll apologise for this now  !  :D  but it made me giggle !




Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death,when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe,  do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved.  Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't  forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...   ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.

He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.

Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree.

Ees

 Ees

 Ees

Ees

Ees a ham bush...."



sorry      :lol:



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roseway

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Re: The Bacon Tree
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 10:14:58 AM »

Groan :lol:
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Re: The Bacon Tree
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 10:16:00 AM »

 :lol: love it
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Re: The Bacon Tree
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 10:17:29 AM »

 :lol:  double groan  :D
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torqpoc

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Re: The Bacon Tree
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 10:21:50 AM »

Hahaha... hilarious =p

Thanks!

Cheers,
T
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Re: The Bacon Tree
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »

I love it  :lol: :lol:
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