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Author Topic: Lessons from life...............  (Read 1515 times)


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Lessons from life...............
« on: July 14, 2010, 07:59:12 AM »

Things we wouldn't know without the movies..

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

-Armed with nothing more than a revolver with 6 bullets and a hunting knife the hero can take out a heavily fortified camp guarded by 2 dozen men with sub machine guns

-It is possible to punch somebody hard enough to knock them off their feet and yet cause no lasting damage to either their jaw/neck or your fist

-All bombs that are powerful enough to threaten entire continents will have a handy countdown timer so you know exactly how long you have left to disarm them

-(James Bond) All baddies feel the need to explain their plans for world domination before killing you and then assign the task to a minion rather than do the job themselves