> Yes, seriously, don't. Get a desktop.
Absolutely agree. I spend a lot of time trying to dissaude my own customers from buying laptops when a desktop is what they need.
As said earlier, laptop keyboards are bad for your hands, their small displays make you less productive, they are mechanically terrifyingly fragile (although this issue can be improved by buying motion-sensor or accelerometer-equipped models or fixed completely by using non-mechanical solid state drives), they are horrifically slow compared to desktop machines that are half of the price... the list goes on.
Laptops are a current fad that people may well grow out of, when they realise that speed, big displays and nice keyboards are worth paying extra, oh no, wait rather less money for.
Having said all that, if you need a machine to be mobile, then that's what you need and you just have to live with the limitations, even if you spend a fortune on a laptop. But even in that case, having _only_ a laptop is dangerous as you have all your eggs in a very fragile basket.