Happiness
> By following a simple bit of advice I heard on a medical Radio show, I
>have finally found inner happiness.
> A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner happiness was to finish all the
>things you have started.
> So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
>finished. Before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
>Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a
>pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res
>of the Chesescke an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who hapy I fel now.
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