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Author Topic: Always check the spelling !  (Read 2962 times)

scottiesmum

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Always check the spelling !
« on: February 27, 2010, 10:21:30 AM »

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies
The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.'
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by,and nobody see the old abbot.
The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
We missed the R!
We missed the R!
We missed the R!
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
'The word was...............
CELEB R ATE !!!
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tuftedduck

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Re: Always check the spelling !
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2010, 10:23:06 AM »

 :lol:
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UncleUB

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Re: Always check the spelling !
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2010, 10:51:27 AM »

 :lol:
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Re: Always check the spelling !
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2010, 11:09:06 AM »

That could be a true story :lol:
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Re: Always check the spelling !
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2010, 11:53:39 AM »

I used to know some Benedictine monks over at Mount St Bernard in Leicester and I tell you, they would love to have seen that joke.
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