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[big gee]

Bought a pair of cheap trainers from Asda on Friday to see out this summer ( should that read winter )  Problem is when I walk in them they seem to have an unfortunate sound effect built into the soles. Checked the label expecting to see " From the Flatulence Footware Company " but could only find " Made in China " When walking my Staffie dog this morning I looked sheepishly at other dog walkers and lamely explained that I had changed his diet recently    Any thoughts of returning them to Asda were dismissed when I considered how I might explain the problem to their sniggering Customer Care staff as I farted up and down in front of their Counter. Dont know whether to bin them or try soaking them in a laxative solution overnight   

[kitz]

>> Asda were dismissed when I considered how I might explain the problem to their sniggering Customer Care staff as I farted up and down in front of their Counter.

Nahhhh go on take them back I dare you.

They can have a right good laugh - it will probably make their day.

[big gee]

They can have a right good laugh - it will probably make their day.

And U Tube   

[kitz]

now theres an idea...   put a vid up so we can have a laugh too 

[roseway]

It would be interesting to walk into a crowded lift wearing them.

[Chris P Duck]

Ask if they are they the new type "R" soles from george 

[kitz]

Ask if they are they the new type "R" soles from george 

The pun of the week award goes to ChrisP Duck 

[big gee]

You are good Crispy. You could write material for pro comedians 

[Accordion]

Can you run like the wind in them Gordon?