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Author Topic: The Pope & Tiger Woods....  (Read 1904 times)

broadstairs

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The Pope & Tiger Woods....
« on: February 09, 2010, 08:30:32 AM »

The Pope and Tiger Woods coincidentally die on the same day and, because of an administrative mix up, the Pope was consigned to Hell and Tiger Woods was sent up to Heaven.

The Pope was understandably surprised and somewhat upset and explained the unfortunate situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, who, after checking the paperwork, admitted that there was indeed an error. The clerk explained, however, it would be 24 hours before the error could be rectified.
Next day, the Pope is called up to departure and all Hell's staff line up to bid him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a brief chat.

"Sorry about the mix up, Mr Woods," apologised the Pope.
"No problem, Your Holiness," replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I must say I am really anxious to get to Heaven."
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger: "You're a day late."
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Re: The Pope & Tiger Woods....
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2010, 09:54:21 AM »

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