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Author Topic: Ignore the health warnings !!  (Read 2717 times)

scottiesmum

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Ignore the health warnings !!
« on: July 16, 2007, 03:05:19 PM »

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would  add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate sauce.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead. 
The  second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate sauce - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -


What can you learn from this demonstration?

A lady sitting at the back, quickly raised her hand and said


"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service --

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Re: Ignore the health warnings !!
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 03:13:52 PM »

 :lol:
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Re: Ignore the health warnings !!
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 03:21:13 PM »

d'oh and there was me expecting the punch line to be something about muck or dirt  :-X
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Re: Ignore the health warnings !!
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 04:50:24 PM »

No worms here then  :angel:
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