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scottiesmum

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Apologies to blondes .....
« on: November 29, 2009, 05:16:26 PM »

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...
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roseway

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Re: Apologies to blondes .....
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 06:51:15 PM »

:lol:
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Re: Apologies to blondes .....
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 07:45:27 AM »

 :lol:

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Re: Apologies to blondes .....
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 10:28:30 AM »

 :lol:
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Re: Apologies to blondes .....
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 12:25:50 PM »

 ::)
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