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Author Topic: 25 signs that you have grown up  (Read 9134 times)

Achilles Last Stand

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25 signs that you have grown up
« on: July 07, 2007, 08:45:52 PM »

 

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good p00".

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again".

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "Oh p00, what the hell happened?"

 

 

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you post it to a bunch of friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 09:50:31 PM »

>>> 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

lol - well some of them certainly apply - theres several that dont.
Im not saying which is which though  :D
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 04:42:19 AM »

 :lol:

You've been reading my thoughts I think (bar 1 or 2)
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 07:36:09 AM »

Apart from the ones I didn't understand, they all applied to me. :lol:
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 11:00:29 AM »

I don't think I've grown up yet. ;)
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 11:09:04 AM »

I don't think I ever will ;)
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 12:22:51 PM »

I definitely didn't mean to  :'(
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 03:59:02 PM »

It sort of creeps up  ! 8)
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 05:54:47 PM »

Me, I'm never going to grow old, or at least I'll die trying. :dance:
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 11:20:39 PM »

Me, I'm never going to grow old, or at least I'll die trying. :dance:

Didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but dancing like  :dance: is a dead giveaway  :lol:
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 07:12:54 AM »

Aw Steph, we've been trying to keep it from him. :lol:
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 08:23:06 AM »

haha too late now -   :D
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 03:36:16 PM »

Dancing?

No, that's just the Inland Revenue man  :dance: "They seek him here, they seek him there, those damn IR seek him everywhere.
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2007, 11:37:37 PM »

OF .... Now  this is dancing   ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpybGYozeE
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Re: 25 signs that you have grown up
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2007, 07:38:15 AM »

I think I prefer OF's version. :)
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