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[Peter]

My neighbour who lives alone thought he had swine 'flu because he had broken out in a rasher, I 'phoned NHS Direct but couldn't understand waht the lady said because of all the crackling!


Ok I'll get my coat!!


Peter

[UncleUB]

 

You might like this one Peter.

While the joiner was cutting timber on the circular saw he slipped forward and sliced his ear off.He quickly picked up the ear and rushed to a&e.The surgeon looked at the ear and said he was sorry but it could not be sewn back on.He then said he could transplant a pigs ear if it was acceptable.The joiner said that was fine as it was only somewhere to keep his pencil.
  After a week the doctor removed the bandages and said it looked fine.He then told the joiner to put on some headphones to test his hearing.The doctor said how is it,the joiner replied my good ears fine but I,m getting a lot of cracklin in the other.

[fudgem]

[roseway]

"Maximum media paranoia formula"

[UncleUB]

    


OINKSIP.......Sounds like what MP's have been taking.

[tuftedduck]

 

[kitz]

 

[Ezzer]

Yo-yo, da yoof out der aint like'in dis bout "swine flu". We-is all tink when ya talk bout flying pigs iz cos we-iz bout to be on Police-camers-action again, is well massed up.

[Peter]

Hope this doen't offend anyone.

Peter



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[Imagine.]

   no offence taken although some may take offence to the one swear word ?

[Peter]

It was that one word I was woried about, to change it would have spoiled the whole thing I thought.

Peter

[UncleUB]

It was that one word I was woried about, to change it would have spoiled the whole thing I thought.

Peter

Personally it doesn't bother me,but I think other members may be offended by viewing such words.I think the word in question should be edited or the picture removed.( but that is just my opinion).The final decision will be made by the admin.

[roseway]

I decided to rub out the offending word.

[tuftedduck]

I decided to rub out the offending word.

Good, well done...

[UncleUB]

I decided to rub out the offending word.

Eric,would it have been better to put some ****** where the offending word was.

I know when we post and want to express ourselves in that fashion we usually do it that way.........