We're going to Amsterdam for 3 nights,
If you are in "Liedersplein" see if you can find a bar called "The Alternative Bar" (it's not far from the outdoor ice rink, by Hotel America) some very good bar entertainers in there.
They all take it in turns dancing on the bar 2,3,even 4 at a time.
Don't wear a hat, or they will nail it onto the wall with the rest of the collection.
PS:
In Amsterdam the coffee shops serve cannabis. So if you just want coffee then you should go to a cafe!!
Or at least be warned, "Brown/s cake" is not just chocolate cake (secret ingredients, nudge nudge wink wink)
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I should have said.... Don't wear a hat that you would like to keep......