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Author Topic: Bin Laden Writes To Bush  (Read 3206 times)

dave.m

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Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« on: December 14, 2008, 09:11:44 PM »

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive'

Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

         370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA.

Eventually they asked MI6 for help.

Within a minute MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:

'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down.
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oldfogy

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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 10:15:39 PM »

 :lol: :lol:
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UncleUB

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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2008, 06:20:45 AM »

 :lol:

I think that calls for a shoe to be chucked at him.  :D
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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2008, 10:07:52 AM »

>>>> I think that calls for a shoe to be chucked at him. <<<<

Aw, the poor sole................ :blush:
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UncleUB

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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2008, 10:27:19 AM »

>>>> I think that calls for a shoe to be chucked at him. <<<<

Aw, the poor sole................ :blush:

Or as the Chinese would say 'Ah Sole'  :D
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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2008, 10:28:36 AM »

That's more like it. !  :lol:
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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2008, 12:25:08 PM »

So with Barack Obamas acceptance speech, he was telling his daughter that when he gets into the White house, he's getting Hush Puppies (I heard that groan !)  ::)
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camallison

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Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2008, 01:16:52 PM »

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

         370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, because as we all know, George Dubbya is a slow reader.
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