Otherwise the page is excellent reading: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Norwich
BTW, the page contains an indirect reference to myself - bet you won't guess where. 
Let me guess
Locally-Famous People
Though the fine city of Norwich is not blessed with many of those forms of entertainment popular in most 21st century connurbations, residents are constantly amused by the local eccentrics, known in the area as fengibbons or, more commonly, super-heroes. These are some of the best-loved:
PUPPET MAN
Special skill: Hypno Puppets that stun and mesmerise passers-by with their inane jumping up and down to Des O'Connor CDs. One puppet seems to be given the unpleasant task of occasional crotch and arse scratching as well as possible hat, glasses and wig adjustment. He is actually a multi-millionaire, having left his successful career as a merchant banker to "give something back to the people". More details on him can be found at this website. Unfortunately Puppet Man has now retired, which is a sad loss to us all.
FLUTE MAN
Special skill: Plays a flute at ranges far beyond those of the human ear - unfortunately, the ones that are within the range of the human ear are vastly out of tune.
BAG LADY
Special skill: Knockout BO. Has a huge array of technical gadgetry hidden away in her shopping trolley full of various, mysterious bags. Often found lurking in Tombland, particularly the bench outside ZiZi's (pka Pizza One, Pancakes Too)
TROLLEY MAN
Often seen around the area of Magdelan Street and Anglia 'Chav Central' Square, he can be easily spotted by his Tesco trolley full of rubbish and stuff that even charity shops have thrown out. Legs are always bandaged up, with puss oozing out through them onto the pavement, leaving a snail like trail wherever he goes. Possible relation to Bag Woman (see above).
MARIGOLD
Special skill: Traffic Direction. Although sadly no longer in evidence, MARIGOLD was one of Norwich's true Super Heroes, equipped with supermarket shopping trolley, fluorescent jacket or vest and bright yellow marigold gloves, and many layers of clothing. You would find him, in times of National Emergency, defending the City by standing on a traffic island directing the traffic. Unfortunately, quite a few people actually took notice of what he was telling them to do resulting in the building of Norwich Union Insurance Department. Unfortunately, no longer with us after one particular bus driver failed to take notice of him.
THE INCREDIBLE MARKET TWINS
Special skill: Flower Selling. Although conceived during a radioactive storm and genetically altered to look identical, this dynamic duo is far from it. Dressed in their costumes, Blue & White all over, these colourful fengibbons are anything but identical. The terrible twins still live in the YMCA, even though they are well past their sell by dates.
RADIO MAN
This remarkable chap loves his sport so much he's a wannabee commentator, also known to be a bit of a Karaoke king, using not a microphone but an old 1970's transistor radio glued to one ear, you've gotta love this guy, who provides entertainment when waiting for a bus outside the central big 'D' department store. His newest hangout is the fire escape doorways leading to premier nightspot Lava down at Riverside. Lucky punters in the queue are often treated to a dance show and are invited to kick him in afterwards. Also known as "simple Simon".
GINGE O'HARA
This remarkable charmer can often be found near Davey Place or the Haymarket sitting cross-legged and clapping his hands whilst repeatedly singing, "Can you spare a little change for the homeless please?" Ginge spends all of his hard earned cash on heroin, but at least when he is off his tits he doesn't sing, so donate today just to keep him quiet!
THE CARPET MEN
This lovely bunch of flute playing men wearing carpets seems to have morphed across the many cities of Great Britain, however Norwich is where they first began life as superheroes. Their fantastic musical ability wows the crowds of shoppers. However, no matter how much you like their music, once you have purchased their CD and put it on at home it sounds nothing close to the real thing and you are forced to take it to a charity shop.
CAR SHOUTING MAN aka JESUS
A delightful fellow who can be spotted along St.Benedict's Street, but sometimes migrates to St. Stephen's roundabout (near Iceland), where he can be seen shouting at the cars circling. Also spotted sleeping in yellow skips. He may also be recognised by his tasteful combination of socks and flip-flops worn throughout the year!
THE DRUNKEN COLOURED GENTLEMAN aka SIMBA
Special skill: Walking around Norwich market balancing his drink on his head. - That's it - nothing further to add except that he has been gone now for many a year and the centre of Norwich has become a poorer place without him.
PIKEY WOMAN aka LIZZY
Special skill: Being able to squeeze into impossibly small doorways whilst ensconced in a filthy romper suit/sleeping bag combination. This lady recently had her Nike TNs stolen whilst she was totally wasted on the proceeds of her mornings work.Able to chill the blood while shrieking in a shrill Scottish voice "Can you spare any change please?" Also known for flirting with the old git who can frequently be seen impersonating a paper boy in POW.
THE PRINCE OF WALES PIKIES
Norwich's only team of superheroes, usually found around the pay toilet at the bottom of Prince of Wales Road, often asleep on the cyclepath. Powered by liberal applications of Diamond White & cheap fags, they keep the cycle path free of cyclists by chasing them away at super speed.
CLUTCH THE CLOWN
- Special skill: Turning heads with his ridiculous makeup designs and stupid coloured trousers. - Enjoys getting into fights with Scene kids. Also hates that vegan Emo group that sticks those 'Meat is Murder' posters up.
MR BEAN
-Special skill:Mincing around Prince of Wales Raod,Tombland & the Cathedral Close in a grey suit which is two sizes too small & smirking with his head on one side. Also hypnotises people by talking to himself
Your not the one Lizze's taken a shine to are you ? (incidentaly I often see simba along Plumbstead road)
Interesting game this one "Where's Floydy?
