Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
Given their new wives duties.
Gerry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he
Had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and
Housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
All washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada . He bragged that he
Had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
Cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the
First day he didn't see any results, but The next day it was
Better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
Were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that
He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
Dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns
Mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every
Meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
Second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most
Of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
Of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat,
Load the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
God Bless Scottish Women!!
