Once upon a time there were 3 bears.
Mama bear had been shopping. She'd bought a €10 a bag of oats from the grain store and paid £3 for a jug of cream from the neighbours cow to make porridge. For any Americans, that works out as $15.30 before taxes.
Papa bear had 2 scoops of plain porridge. He said "growl"
Mama bear had a double portion, served in a pretty bowl. She said “grrr”
Baby bear had a single scoop and a tall glass of milk. He said 'mhmmm'
Goldilocks scoffed a single serving from the fancy bowl. She said ‘burp’
Kitz watched and hoped the cream didn't curdle.
