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Ezzer

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It's off Dad !
« on: May 19, 2008, 09:08:42 PM »

Had a job in a Norfolk farmhouse, qietly working away with the farmer making idle chat. Then the son storms in very upset, throwing his keys across the kitchen which clatter in the sink. I think uh-oh keep quiet get this job done as quick as possible and scarper.

"What's up son ?" the son muttered something, something off it sounded like. "What son ?"

almost crying with emotion welling up the son says "weddings off,   the wedding is no more dad,    oh dad !"

he collapses in a sobbing heap at the table hands covering his head. the farmer concerned rushes over resting his comforting hands on his boys shoulders. and he soflty whispers "Why ? whats happened son?"

The lad gentley sobbing with drops hanging off his nose says in an almost incoherent blubber: "It's Sarah..... just found out....... found out....... ohhh Dad!"     "Alright me lad, nice-n-slow like..."     "Dad....... Sarah's-a-virgin !"     The farmer stands up straight patting his son on the back, dr aws a high breath through his nose and firmly but so softly said "Quite right me son, not good enough for 'eerr famliy....... she naarrt good enough fir ours."
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 10:03:38 PM »

I'm not sure if I read that right but is the wedding off because "Sarah" is a Virg*n   :lol:. Now for me to be serious I'm honestly not sure what I would have done but 3 choices are ringing in my head :P

1. Get the job done and walk out.
2. Start laughing like an inconsiderate fool
3. Turn into Jerry Springer.

Oh and Ezzer are you a plumber by any chance ??
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Ezzer

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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 10:35:36 PM »

Polish backround so i ast to bee arr plumber inz me blood ! aiye naarfolk don't ya just love it
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 12:09:06 AM »

OMG thats almost unbelievable :o
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 06:59:37 PM »

true but almost unbeleivable its just the harsh but slightly entertaining truth about life. Oh and nice accent Ezzer :P
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 07:23:04 PM »

Apparently there's a common acronym which GP's here in Norfolk use on patients' medical notes -

NFN - meaning 'Normal For Norfolk'
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Ezzer

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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 08:54:53 PM »

It was a joke... old one but traditionaly told as a monologue because it's funnyer that was. Always told it before, never typed hence never thought anyone would take it litrerally.

when I first saw the responses I felt...... :scare:

now I've though about what some people thought about this sorry but............ :lol:

Makes up for being bugged by an offshored office to which....... :wall:  and  :shoot:
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 09:14:57 PM »

groan.

I did think surely not!

 :lol:
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 09:17:49 PM »

heh - I do remember making my mind up very quickly that it must be a joke. Although I must admit a fleeting 'huh?' did pass through my mind!!

If there hadn't been a reference to Norfolk, I don't think anyone would have thought it was real  :-X
* mr_chris runs away quickly
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 11:12:47 PM »

Actually I came back into this thread with the intention of asking:-
Considering it's in the "Jokes & Stuff"

Is this a joke or real?

But have just seen ezzers' previous reply which now answers the question.
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 11:31:18 PM »


Oh and Ezzer are you a plumber by any chance ??

Ezzer, your plumbers cleavage must be showing.  :lol:  :lol:

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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 12:35:41 AM »

Back on again and......... sorry but  :lol:

OF you got it spot on about being in the jokes bit..... but still thinking about the responses...... :lol:

Now on the radio Cherrie Blair reading book of the week.......... :lol:

this evening is becoming priceless
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Re: It's off Dad !
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 07:30:21 AM »

Chrissie is more confuddled now than she ever was.... :-\ ;)
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