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roseway

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This one made my day
« on: January 07, 2019, 04:10:00 PM »

I received this ungrammatical email today, and I loved the pomposity of it. I was particularly taken with the long list of CCs at the end, finishing up with North Yorkshire police. :)  I'm grateful to the sender for giving me a good laugh.

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ANTI-TERRORISM AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON,
D.C. 20535-0001
TEL: 206-203-4948

Attention: Beneficiary, OFFICIAL WARNING FROM THE FBI FOREIGN REMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT.: Why is your fund worth of $27
million still in central bank of Nigeria? We found out from them that you were asked to settle with the TNT delivery company and have your fund
because as from 10th of January 2019, all awaited fund will returned back to government account. without mercy. That is our law to them. so be
aware. Here is CBN  email address (  [deleted]   ) once again for you to settle with them.

Faithfully Yours
Christopher A. Wray
FBI Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
ANTI-TERRORISM AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON,
D.C. 20535-0001

Christopher A. Wray FBI Director.
CC: Canadian Police Association
CC: GENERAL INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT (GID)
CC: Asia Pacific Group on Money Laundering (APG)
CC: Egmont Group CC: FEDERAL BURUEA OF INVESTIGATION (FBI USA)
CC: European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD)
CC: Financial Action Task Force (FATF) CC: International Monetary Fund (IMF)
CC: International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO)
CC: International Banking Security Association (IBSA)
CC: International Air Transport Association (IATA)
CC: Institut de Formation Interbancaire (INSIG)
CC: World Customs Organization (WCO)
CC: Inter-American Development Bank (IADB)
CC: Offshore Group of Banking Supervisors (OGBS)
CC: WORLD CENTRAL BANK (SW)
CC: NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)
CC: NORTH YORKSHIRE POLICE  (UK)

« Last Edit: January 07, 2019, 04:14:53 PM by roseway »
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Re: This one made my day
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2019, 05:02:33 PM »

 ::)   :lol:
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Re: This one made my day
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2019, 05:23:43 PM »

There are plenty of stupid fools on this planet who will try anything.  :D
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Re: This one made my day
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2019, 08:00:33 PM »

finishing up with North Yorkshire police. :) 

Indeed, as I read down the list of ccs that was somewhat of a surprise. :D
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Re: This one made my day
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2019, 10:23:11 PM »

 :lol: :lol:
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Re: This one made my day
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2019, 11:52:52 PM »

 :lol:

I'm sure North Yorks Police would be delighted to receive a copy  ;D
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