Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London. Paddy happens
to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair"
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of
dose and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now
when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the
talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak
in my best English accent."
'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100
shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my
truck and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"
"Well... yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How d'yer know dat?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
