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Yorkie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #360 on: October 18, 2008, 08:01:56 PM »

an empty glass

refill it

put it against the wall and listen to next door having a humdinger (my god that lass can slam doors, if there was an Olympic sport in it she'd be first choice)

use as a substitute rolling pin (note wine glasses are not recommended for this)

a shredder thats stopped shredding
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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #361 on: October 26, 2008, 07:09:31 AM »

a shredder that's stopped shredding

take it to the recycle yard
take the top off and use as a waste paper bin
leave it out in the street so someone takes it home and mends it

packet of 5 amp fuses
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #362 on: October 28, 2008, 11:19:17 AM »

packet of 5 amp fuses

put into five amp plugs
put on small chains and use as earings
paint with glitter and hang on Christmas tree.

irreverant radio presenters
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #363 on: October 29, 2008, 08:05:04 PM »

send to Coventry
kick up backside
pay them more (if you are a public coorperation)
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #364 on: October 31, 2008, 07:05:47 AM »

irreverant radio presenters...

put in the stocks and pelt with tomatoes
put them out of work forever!
do nothing and hope it will all go away.... (original BBC plan)

the contents of a can of vegetable soup
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #365 on: November 15, 2008, 10:25:18 AM »

the contents of a can of vegetable soup

make soup
dry out and feed to pigs
mix with barley, some potatoes, and make Scots broth  :yum:

a broken car windscreen
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #366 on: November 17, 2008, 06:12:39 AM »

broken car windscreen...

carefully remove and use in the garden as part of a mosaic feature
let the windscreen experts replace it
break it up more and use in cement as "reinforcement"

a group of carol singers!
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #367 on: November 18, 2008, 04:30:40 PM »

a group of carol singers

wish them good cheer and shower them with festive goodies.
tell them to s*d off or you will call the rossers.
send them next door to annoy the neighbours.

rusty guitar strings
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #368 on: November 20, 2008, 07:23:59 AM »

rusty guitar strings

use to tie back plants to the fence
make into mobile hangers for the garden
give them to a rusty guitar player

duvet
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #369 on: November 20, 2008, 07:29:07 AM »

duvet

snuggle into and have good sleep
take to bits and give feathers to birds for nest lining
use as warm padded carpet

trombone without the slide
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #370 on: February 13, 2010, 12:44:32 PM »

trombone without the slide

buy a new slide for it
weld it up and convert it into a trumpet
straighten it out and use out for a fence post.

seeing as I've just had one die on me, what could you do with an old motherboard
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #371 on: March 27, 2010, 08:49:20 PM »

buy old small pieces of hardware and set them together
sell on an auction
crush it the way you think you can see something for the eye till pieces become so small that you can't go on
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #372 on: April 13, 2011, 07:40:25 AM »

smash it
recycle it
sell it on ebay lol

My item is:

A rusty screw
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #373 on: June 01, 2015, 10:41:37 PM »

clean it
screw it in with a rusty screwdriver
recycle it

Three things you can do with:

A knackered all-in-one printer 


[time to revive this old game]
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Liz

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #374 on: June 02, 2015, 10:34:53 AM »

Scrap it

Remodel it

Trade it in


Used Brillo pad
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