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[Pwiggler]

portable toilet 

no. 1s
no. 2s
no. 3s (if there are no. 3s)

4mb sdram stick

[chrissie]

4mb thingy...

use it for what it's meant for
give it as a gift to a friend
sell it on ebay

A pack of balloons

[roseway]

A pack of balloons

Use one to make a farting noise at the vicar's tea party
Blow one up and release it to fly around at a posh dinner party
Blow up several and tether them to your garden gate, so people think you're holding a party

a packet of sparklers

[chrissie]

a packet of sparklers

light one and pretend it's fairy dust sprinkles     (who is this woman!)
give one each to a child over 8 and light it for them
dispose of them saying they are dangerous and you mustn't use them

an old 14" computer monitor

[tuftedduck]

an old 14" computer monitor

take to bits to see how it works
fill with water and turn into fishtank
put lightbulb inside and use as quaint table lamp

pile of wet sand   

[setecio]

Pile of wet sand

watch it dry
watch it change colour as it dries
stick a thermometer in it and record it's core temperature as it dries

The cut hair on a barber's floor.

[Floydoid]

Setecio, you should get out more...

The cut hair on a barber's floor.

sweep it up
sell it to a wig maker
glue it onto the bald customers' heads

12 empty beer cans

[chrissie]

beer cans.....

cry over them cos the beer's all gone
take them to the recycling plant
crush them and make up a collage on your hall wall

an empty bottle of whisky

[Pwiggler]

an empty bottle of whisky

run a system restore on it so its full again
drink it all
stagger to bed

half chewed raw hide bone

[chrissie]

bone...

find some more and put a border of them round a flower bed
chew some more and make them into a xylophone
ask, "what the heck is a half chewed raw hide bone?"

pack of paper hankies

[roseway]

pack of paper hankies

have a good cry
blow your nose
soak them in ink and flick them at teacher

a euphonium

[setecio]

euphonium

Take it to the air pump at a petrol station and blast the neighbourhood
Take it to the local cardiology ward and get sent down for murder
Take it out to hills at night and talk to aliens

A Zorb Ball

[tuftedduck]

A Zorb Ball

stand in it and look silly
roll around in it and look silly
puncture it with a huge nail

a huge nail

[Floydoid]

What on earth is a zorb ball?

a huge nail

fasten down the lino
use as a stylus to play those old 78's
bang in the wall and use as a hat peg

a flour sieve

[setecio]

What on earth is a zorb ball?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=zorb+ball&gbv=2

You get inside, strp yourself in, the assistant starts you on the hill, and you hope that there isn't a cliff nearby.

A flour sieve

Once the mealworms have eaten all the porridge oats and replaced it with mealwormsh1t you can clean it out with a flour sieve before adding more oats.
Tennis with dried peas.
Fly swatter but clean well after use.

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