Topic: Three things you can do with a ........ (Read 129562 times)

chrissie · « **Reply #135 on:** May 10, 2008, 06:06:02 AM »

cut them in half and make clip cloppity noise with them

let the dog have them
put string thru them and use as a fashion necklace 8)

a string vest

Floydoid · « **Reply #136 on:** May 10, 2008, 06:15:03 AM »

stretch it between two posts as a volleyball net for midgets
use it for straining spaghetti
sew up the neck and arm holes and use it as a bag for carrying coconuts

old VHS tapes

chrissie · « **Reply #137 on:** May 10, 2008, 06:23:30 AM »

put them under table legs to make it higher
put them in a car boot sale
pull a little of the tape out, put it in front of a small child and tell them not to touch it!

a whoopee cushion

tuftedduck · « **Reply #138 on:** May 10, 2008, 10:57:40 AM »

a whoopee cushion

surprise the vicar
use as excuse if you make inadvertant noise
use as noisy beanbag

wet grass

chrissie · « **Reply #139 on:** May 10, 2008, 11:20:36 AM »

lay in it
put your rabbit in it
dry with the sun

road map

Floydoid · « **Reply #140 on:** May 10, 2008, 11:25:57 AM »

play join the dots
try to navigate from A-B
use as a coaster

a piece of 2x4 timber

Pwiggler · « **Reply #141 on:** May 10, 2008, 11:38:57 AM »

what length (it makes a difference you know)??

chrissie · « **Reply #142 on:** May 10, 2008, 01:29:06 PM »

Quote from: Pwiggler on May 10, 2008, 11:38:57 AM

what length (it makes a difference you know)??

Floydoid · « **Reply #143 on:** May 10, 2008, 04:42:18 PM »

OK then make it one yard long... seeing as you're being so pedantic.

chrissie · « **Reply #144 on:** May 11, 2008, 05:55:52 AM »

2x4x36 piece of timber

use it as a gang plank for mice
cut it into three and make it into a goalpost for mice
lean it up against a wall and keep people guessing as to why it's there

a net curtain

roseway · « **Reply #145 on:** May 11, 2008, 08:05:34 AM »

a net curtain

hang it in the window to stop people looking in
make it into a fishing net
use it to strain soup

worn-out underwear

tuftedduck · « **Reply #146 on:** May 11, 2008, 08:43:35 AM »

worn-out underwear

give to church jumble sale
clean the windows
use as bunting on old worn out boat

kayak

Pwiggler · « **Reply #147 on:** May 11, 2008, 11:34:03 AM »

Kayak

sail in it
drive around with on the roof of your car
store it on top of your extension ... forever

Dr Who poster

roseway · « **Reply #148 on:** May 11, 2008, 12:41:50 PM »

Dr Who poster

shred it and use it for hamster bedding
tear it up and use it for lighting fires
put it in the recycling bin

last week's Radio Times

tuftedduck · « **Reply #149 on:** May 11, 2008, 02:38:10 PM »

last week's Radio Times

Same as Dr. Who poster.

potato peeler

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