Topic: Three things you can do with a ........ (Read 129308 times)

Floydoid · « **Reply #90 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:42:11 PM »

pour it on the garden to save on mowing the lawn (the grass will come up half cut)
throw it over someone you don't like
pour it down the drain

shoe box

UncleUB · « **Reply #91 on:** May 03, 2008, 05:49:45 PM »

Shoe Box

keep cd's in it
keep pet mouse in it
keep old photo's in it

crowbar

tuftedduck · « **Reply #92 on:** May 03, 2008, 07:16:00 PM »

crowbar

lever things up
use as a gatepost
hit the missus if she refuses to make the dinner

used engine oil

chrissie · « **Reply #93 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:55:36 AM »

Quote from: tuftedduck on May 03, 2008, 07:16:00 PM

crowbar

hit the missus if she refuses to make the dinner

used engine oil

used engine oil

give it to children to play with

take it to the dump
paint your fence with it

a lighted match

UncleUB · « **Reply #94 on:** May 04, 2008, 09:08:29 AM »

A lighted match

Start a fire
burn your fingers
light the gas fire

Baby wipes

tuftedduck · « **Reply #95 on:** May 04, 2008, 09:12:50 AM »

Baby wipes

wipe babies
leave them to grow into adult wipes
clean monitor screen

broken spectacles

chrissie · « **Reply #96 on:** May 04, 2008, 09:53:09 AM »

broken spectacles

take them to be mended
donate them to charity for third world countries
lay them on the ground at the back of a reversing car and accuse the driver of reversing over them

(my alter ego told me to say that!)

a piece of ham

tuftedduck · « **Reply #97 on:** May 04, 2008, 10:38:58 AM »

a piece of ham

fry it
grill it
resole your shoe

old floppy discs

Floydoid · « **Reply #98 on:** May 04, 2008, 11:59:51 AM »

ping the metal bit back and forth as therapy
use as coasters
use for transferring small files (I still occasionally do this)

riding crop

tuftedduck · « **Reply #99 on:** May 04, 2008, 03:53:26 PM »

riding crop

tickle horses
scratch your back
use as a very short walking stick

tilly lamp

UncleUB · « **Reply #100 on:** May 04, 2008, 06:38:03 PM »

Tilly Lamp

Light tent
find way to campsite toilets at night.
find way back from campsite toilets(without falling over guy ropes)

empty compost bag

tuftedduck · « **Reply #101 on:** May 04, 2008, 07:39:04 PM »

empty compost bag

put grass clippings in it
cut up and make a bikini
cover head of very ugly girl

very ugly girl

chrissie · « **Reply #102 on:** May 05, 2008, 06:22:24 AM »

very ugly girl

turn her to the wall
give her a make-over
stick her in the garden and frighten the birds away

football

UncleUB · « **Reply #103 on:** May 05, 2008, 07:46:37 AM »

Football

Kick it
Head it
Put a knife through it when the neighbours kid kicks it in your garden

old carpet

chrissie · « **Reply #104 on:** May 05, 2008, 07:48:33 AM »

Quote from: UncleUB on May 05, 2008, 07:46:37 AM

Football

Kick it
Head it
Put a knife through it when the neighbours kid kicks it in your garden

old carpet

old carpet

use it in the chicken coop
cut it into car mats
put it in the garage for you to step onto from the car

packet of popcorn

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