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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #75 on: May 02, 2008, 01:40:17 PM »

I think that 'touché' is the appropriate comment, Tufty.  :)

saucepan lid

cover a saucepan
use as a shield
try to use it as a frisbee

old English sheepdog
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2008, 02:08:38 PM »

old English sheepdog

Spend a week grooming it
advertise paints
teach it to walk upright and pretend it's a yeti

chicken coop
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #77 on: May 02, 2008, 07:19:47 PM »

chicken coop

Keep chickens in it :)
Store your garden tools and stuff
Sell your house and move into it to save money.

Leaky aquarium
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #78 on: May 02, 2008, 07:30:46 PM »

Leaky aquarium

mop up carpet
keep leaky fish
use as a shower head

bent screwdriver
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #79 on: May 03, 2008, 06:45:55 AM »

bent screwdriver

use it on bent screws
poke people with it (esp those you don't like  :lol:  )
put it in your bent tools tool box

old leaves
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #80 on: May 03, 2008, 07:15:24 AM »

old leaves

Dry them, wrap them up in bum paper and smoke them [Don't try this at home children]
Have a bonfire
Compost them

rusty corrugated iron
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #81 on: May 03, 2008, 07:30:17 AM »

rusty corrugated iron

make into an abstract shape and get millions for it in the name of Art
use it to cover a well    :o
use over a snake pit

tin of baked beans
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #82 on: May 03, 2008, 08:18:44 AM »

tin of baked beans

eat 'em
feed em to the dog to make his normally white facial fur orange
wash and dry em, then use as bullets in ya machine gun (without the charge??)


plastic self adhesive hook
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #83 on: May 03, 2008, 09:44:50 AM »

plastic self adhesive hook

catch plastic self adhesive fish
use as decoration (you need about a dozen for that)
hang things on it.

steel bear trap
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #84 on: May 03, 2008, 09:50:03 AM »

catch bears
hang it on the wall as a decoration
set it in the middle of your living room carpet as a fun centrepiece

old trainers
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #85 on: May 03, 2008, 11:18:25 AM »

old trainers

use as plant pots
hang up as bird feeders
scoop out water from the pond

piece of string
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #86 on: May 03, 2008, 11:53:01 AM »

flog a mouse with it
tie it round your finger as a memory aid
tie a spanner on the end of it and use it as a plumb line

aluminium foil
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #87 on: May 03, 2008, 12:42:00 PM »

aluminium foil

cover yourself in it and pretend to be a spaceman
cover your dog in it and pretend its a spacedog
cover your wife in it and pretend shes a spacehousewife


a lens
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #88 on: May 03, 2008, 01:42:15 PM »

a lens

magnify things
start a fire
create a spectrum of light

a bowler hat
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #89 on: May 03, 2008, 02:50:15 PM »

a bowler hat

wear it
reinforce it with steel and use it as a weapon
turn it upside down and use it as a chamber pot

a pint of watery beer
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