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Author Topic: Three things you can do with a ........  (Read 103703 times)

roseway

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2008, 04:01:00 PM »

mouldy old fruit cake

Feed it to the birds!
Compost it
Trim the mould off and eat it

tough steak
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2008, 04:05:56 PM »

tough steak

hit someone in the face with it  :o
chop it up and make burgers with it
mince it and make beef pie

dead pigeon
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #62 on: May 01, 2008, 04:09:07 PM »

make a pie out of it
give it to the cat
attach electrodes to it and try to spark it back to life

bra
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #63 on: May 01, 2008, 04:18:48 PM »

bra

ear warmers on a cold day
use as bed for twin rats
put plants in and hang up on the patio

thong
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #64 on: May 01, 2008, 04:20:47 PM »

thong

Use as shoelace
thing it to music
tie up trailing shrubs

bassoon
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2008, 04:25:25 PM »

use as a drain pipe
use as a kendo stick
blow it

bloomers (the underwear kind, not bread)
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #66 on: May 01, 2008, 04:31:22 PM »

bloomers

carry watermelons
use as foresail
laugh at

rope ladder
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #67 on: May 01, 2008, 05:02:02 PM »

rope ladder

tie your lover to the bed
use it to escape from the bedroom window  :no:
use it for the kids to climb on in the garden

plumb line
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2008, 05:24:18 PM »

plumb line

hanging
garrotting
getting a straight line


3d glasses
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #69 on: May 02, 2008, 06:43:41 AM »

3d glasses

Watch TV with them, they really work (how sad am I)
use them on a card to send someone who has trouble with their eyes  :o
put them on your dog to confuse him!

brillo pad
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2008, 09:09:40 AM »

brillo pad

scour pots
unravel to make string of metal
throw at the budgie

budgie
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2008, 11:27:18 AM »

brillo pad

scour pots
unravel to make string of metal
throw at the budgie    :o >:( :o >:(
budgie

budgie...

love him
teach him to talk
let him fly free

scrubbing brush
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2008, 11:34:10 AM »

scrubbing brush

scrub budgie
use as emegency hairbrush
avant garde painting

lace table mat
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #73 on: May 02, 2008, 11:42:15 AM »

lace table mat

wrap a duck up in it
use it as a cape for a duck
dress a duck in it for a wedding

saucepan lid
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #74 on: May 02, 2008, 11:45:43 AM »

lace table mat

wrap a duck up in it
use it as a cape for a duck
dress a duck in it for a wedding

saucepan lid

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