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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2008, 07:19:16 AM »

Eurrghh....."clipped toenail".... where is your mind at  ;D ;D ;D

throw it away
tread on it
throw it away

grass cuttings
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2008, 07:32:35 AM »

grass cuttings

Compost heap
put in council recycle bin
leave on lawn to mulch,and rot down.


Old razor blades
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2008, 07:53:57 AM »

old razor blades

scraping paint off the window
collect enough and make into a work of art
put them under a pyramid shape to see if they really do sharpen up again  :o

a pencil
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2008, 08:11:53 AM »

Pencil,Well being a Joiner..........

Keep behind ear
mark timber with
stir tea


old pots of paint
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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2008, 08:24:20 AM »

old pots of paint

drill two holes either side, attach string and walk with them as stilts  :lol:
paint the outside and use them to edge a flower border
scoop the paint out and use them as plant pots

rusty knives and forks
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2008, 09:59:25 AM »

rusty knifes and forks

set up business as knife sharpener
eat rusty bacon and eggs
give to charity shop

pair of broken braces
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2008, 10:35:12 AM »

Pair of broken braces

use as belt
no good for bugs bunny
make catapult  >:D

hot water bottle
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #52 on: May 01, 2008, 11:10:49 AM »

fill it with air and use it as a football
burn it on the patio and annoy the neighbours
keep your feet warm (duh!)

metre rule
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #53 on: May 01, 2008, 11:50:28 AM »

metre rule

measure something
spank ya kids
spank the missus


Broken watch
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #54 on: May 01, 2008, 11:55:23 AM »

broken watch

get it mended
wear it as jewellery
prop up a wonky table

cherry blossom
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #55 on: May 01, 2008, 12:05:10 PM »

cherry blossom

put 1 blossom in ya hair and pretend to be some type of dancer
take a cutting and stick it in some water
sniff it


bath sponge
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #56 on: May 01, 2008, 12:09:50 PM »

bath sponge

grow cress on it
use it tied to your foot to wash the floor  :o
cut a shape out of it to use as a stencil

frying pan
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2008, 12:16:24 PM »

hit someone you don't like with it
swat large flies
turn it upside down and use it as a percussion instrument

corsets
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2008, 12:33:39 PM »

corsets

bundle three children in them and pull tightly to stop them causing havoc
use for battening down hatches
use them as a very large catapult (if of the rubber variety)

flute
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2008, 03:32:55 PM »

flute

play Handl's flute concerto
charm birds out of trees
annoy the neighbours

mouldy old fruit cake
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