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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #330 on: August 01, 2008, 01:21:13 AM »

a monkey

- see how long it would take one to type out a passage from Shakespeare - Youd die of boredom waiting for the complete works.
- see if they can ride tandem
- see if they are better than script monkeys when working in a foreign call center.


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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #331 on: August 01, 2008, 06:30:00 AM »

a banana

eat it - yum yum
mash it up and make it into a sarnie
cut it up and eat with ice cream

pair of white gloves
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #332 on: August 01, 2008, 12:38:35 PM »

pair of white gloves

- Use them to check for dust
- Wear them overnight after putting lots and lots of hand cream on your hands.
- dye them black

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #333 on: August 02, 2008, 10:22:19 AM »

One odd sock

Use it to keep your mobile in....
Find another  ... and wear odd socks !
Put it over your hand and use as a polisher

Last years calendar
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #334 on: August 02, 2008, 10:43:38 AM »

Last years calendar


live in the past
cut out the pictures and paste onto this years calendar
donate to charity jumble sale

loaf with chewing gum in it
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #335 on: August 02, 2008, 12:12:34 PM »

 :lol:


loaf with chewing gum in it


stick it to a piece of board and enter in for the Turner Prize.
send  the chewing gum  for DNA test.
'phone the shop and wait for the offers to roll in.

egg shells
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #336 on: August 03, 2008, 08:01:45 AM »

egg shells

crush them to give to birds as part of their diet
make into a mosaic picture
throw them in the bin

pair of broken scissors
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #337 on: August 08, 2008, 01:42:17 PM »

pair of broken scissors

take to bits and use as knives
cut only half the paper
give away as birthday gift.

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #338 on: August 09, 2008, 04:22:34 PM »

Dead Seahorse

Donate to the purpose of Medical reasearch into Seahore related diseases  ;D
Skin it then photo-copy it and then make a collage
Make seahorse stew  :yum: :yum:

 :lol: Ain't I just cruel  ;D

a calculator with only 7 numbers
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #339 on: August 10, 2008, 07:42:19 AM »

calculator with 7 numbers...

make as excuse to tax man as to why you can't pay the figure they calculate
give it to a child to "mend" and don't give him/her any pocket money until done  >:D
bin it, it might make one think one is number dyslexic!

an old and defunct mobile phone  (might need the advice as I've just bought a new one that doesn't run on steam)
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #340 on: August 15, 2008, 06:40:07 PM »

an old and defunct mobile phone

Sell to unsuspecting worst enemy
Take to bits to see how it works
Take back to shop, complain and demand refund.

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #341 on: August 15, 2008, 08:03:10 PM »

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #342 on: August 17, 2008, 06:52:03 AM »

melted choccy biscuit

put in fridge and eat biccy later
crush it up and use it as base for individual cheesecake
crush it up and put into plain yoghurt

a packet of jelly
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #343 on: August 21, 2008, 04:52:30 PM »

a packet of jelly

eat it raw for extra taste
chop a sqaure into a round shape and use it as a bouncey ball
get a load more flavours and make a stained glass windows


a headache
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #344 on: August 22, 2008, 08:25:57 AM »

a headache

take a pill for it
get someone nice to massage your neck and head
concentrate on telling yourself you don't have one!

feather duster
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