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Author Topic: Three things you can do with a ........  (Read 94220 times)

chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #300 on: June 28, 2008, 07:52:45 AM »

roll of film

use as a necklace  :o
develop and print it
make into sun glasses

a ball of string
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tuftedduck

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #301 on: June 30, 2008, 05:35:57 PM »

a ball of string

give to moggy as a toy
unravel and knit string vest
make stringy trellis for the sweet peas to grow up

the end of the rainbow ( we had one this morning  :) )
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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #302 on: July 01, 2008, 08:13:56 AM »

end of the rainbow

stand under it (if you can find it)
take a photo of it
memorise it and recall later how beautiful it was

a net curtain
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #303 on: July 01, 2008, 11:55:48 AM »

a net curtain

wash it coz its filthy
peep thru it like an old biddy
wear it as a pervy skirt

a blank canvas
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #304 on: July 01, 2008, 04:15:51 PM »

a blank canvas

hang it up so people can give it blank looks
paint a rude picture
make a small tent

a motheaten Union Jack
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #305 on: July 02, 2008, 07:46:09 AM »

moth-eaten Union Jack

hang it in the RA as modern art
sew it onto new material use again
cut it up and use as dusters

a bowl of cold porridge   
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #306 on: July 05, 2008, 02:26:52 PM »

a bowl of cold porridge

feed to hens
warm up in microwave
thin with water and use as wallpaper paste

spectacles with no lenses
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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #307 on: July 06, 2008, 01:04:28 PM »

spectacles with no lens....

take them to be reglazed
put paper over them with eye drawn on
wear them and see if anyone notices they're without lens

an empty beer bottle
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #308 on: July 07, 2008, 01:58:11 PM »

an empty beer bottle

refill with more beer
collect another five hundred ( :drunk: ) and use as edging round lawn
sell to hoodies to throw at policeman

fork with tines missing
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #309 on: July 07, 2008, 02:22:29 PM »

fork with tines missing

use it as a spoon
use as a shoe horn (ouch !)
use it as a mini plant pot trowel   :no:

a comb with no teeth    :P
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #310 on: July 07, 2008, 05:39:46 PM »

a comb with no teeth

take to dentist and have falsies fitted
sell to bald man
still small pot of soup with it

emoticon with tonge sticking out   :P
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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #311 on: July 08, 2008, 06:51:31 AM »

emoticon with tonge sticking out  :P

send it in an email to the tax man
copy it and print in large size in a letter to the tax man
use it as a border around a nasty poem to the tax man

tax return form
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scottiesmum

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #312 on: July 08, 2008, 11:34:31 AM »

 ;D

tax return form

put it in the shredder
use it as tapers
make hundreds of photocopies and use for a collage

an empty coffee  cup     (I'm just looking at one !! ;D )

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chrissie

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #313 on: July 09, 2008, 07:54:38 AM »

empty coffee cup

fill it with coffee again
wash it up
plant bulbs in it  :o

church candle
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #314 on: July 09, 2008, 05:22:48 PM »

church candle

light it in a church
melt down and reshape into lots of birthday cake candles
light and put under vicar's cassock  >:D

empty toothpaste tube
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