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Author Topic: Three things you can do with a ........  (Read 89045 times)

tuftedduck

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2008, 11:04:11 AM »

:no:

There'll be no plants of any description in the NC.

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2008, 11:22:56 AM »

empty plant pots

plant herbs in them
use them as stilts for children
put under legs of garden table to make it higher  :-\


an electric dril
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2008, 11:28:59 AM »

an electric drill

drill holes
blow up domestic electricity supply
put vanes on the rotating thing at the front and play at helicopters (floydloid would enjoy that)

cheese grater
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2008, 11:34:35 AM »

cheese grater

grating nuts - ouch
stick it on your cat to turn it into a space monster
an emergency wood shaving tool


paper tissue
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2008, 12:04:00 PM »

paper tissue:

*blow nose on it
*clean specs with it
dust your monitor with it

*not necessarily in that order

paint brush
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2008, 04:27:27 PM »

Paint Brush

clean inside of computer  :o
Dust with it
brush the dog

rubber band

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tuftedduck

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2008, 04:37:31 PM »

rubber band

ping at the back of someones neck
hold car interior mirror in place  >:(
hold lawyers briefs together  :blush:


garden sprinkler
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2008, 05:29:09 PM »

(I keep a half inch paintbrush for cleaning inside the PC)

take a shower
spray next door's cat
wash the dog

cardboard tube from inside of a kitchen roll
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2008, 08:08:51 AM »

cardboard tube from inside of a kitchen roll

make a rude sound through it     :P
cut it in half and make binoculars from it
cut it into 3" pieces for napkin rings

(here's one I made earlier  ;D)

knitting needle
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2008, 08:13:52 AM »

Knitting needle


Scratch leg (when leg is in plaster)
unblock plug hole
support plants in garden


Wooden Pallets
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2008, 08:17:44 AM »

wooden pallets

use as decking in a small garden
burn them on bonfire night
tie floats round them and use as a raft...erm  ::)

a dead cat!
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2008, 09:55:07 AM »

a dead cat

inter
grieve over
remember

drawbridge
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2008, 10:41:35 AM »

drawbridge

use for skateboarding
pull it up and drop it on the enemy  :lol:
pull it halfway up and confuse everyone


bullets
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2008, 06:38:44 PM »

bullets

shoot ya enemy
use as fill-ins
use as small bed-knobs


a clipped toe nail
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2008, 07:46:25 PM »

For bullets I got as far as 'use as a suppository for a robot'... will have to think about toenail clippings.
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