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Author Topic: Three things you can do with a ........  (Read 128546 times)

tuftedduck

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #285 on: June 16, 2008, 11:13:57 AM »

the downloader virus

curse at it
try another AV prog (on-line scan)
send it to your worst enemy

wizzened up seedless grapes
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #286 on: June 17, 2008, 07:17:33 AM »

grapes

wash them put in sun to completely dry and then use in a cake
throw them away
put them in the compost bin

black banana
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #287 on: June 17, 2008, 09:51:02 AM »

black banana

paint it yellow
take skin off and pretend it is ok
give to unfriendly neighbour

syrup of figs
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #288 on: June 19, 2008, 11:17:23 AM »

syrup of figs

take it as a medicine
put it in the tea of a nasty neighbour  :o
add to icing on a cake and watch the rush to the loo  >:D

tin of old paint
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #289 on: June 20, 2008, 02:44:43 PM »


tin of old paint

find 8 more and use as stumps for street cricket
tie to a wedding car
line with plastic and bury in garden with artifacts as a time vault

rusty old barrow
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #290 on: June 20, 2008, 03:55:22 PM »

rusty old barrow

carry rusty old hedge clippings
have sandblasted until it sparkles again
use as quaint flower pot

out of tune bagpipes
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #291 on: June 21, 2008, 06:52:09 AM »

out of tune bagpipes

get my friend Dave to re-tune them
use to scare the cats away
put on the wall as decoration

some clay
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #292 on: June 21, 2008, 10:06:05 AM »

some clay

make a rustic mug
smear your face with it (it's cheaper that L'Oreal)
block up your neighbour's drains

an old Meccano set
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #293 on: June 21, 2008, 10:07:03 AM »

some clay

make pots
use as face pack  :no:
stuff under house to hold it up

broken roof tile


oooppps, too late  :-[
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #294 on: June 23, 2008, 07:23:21 AM »

Old meccano set

sell it on Ebay
give it to a child to confuse it (after they've played their computer games)
save it for future generations

broken roof tile

mend it
use it in the bottom of a garden pot for drainage
use as foundation for concrete base (along with stones n stuff)  ;)

three pound of sausages
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #295 on: June 23, 2008, 09:47:41 AM »

three pound of sausages

cook and feed to Blue
put in freezer for rainy day
unlink them and use as a slippery rope

your granny's bloomers
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #296 on: June 25, 2008, 06:30:28 AM »

granny's bloomers

use on a raft as a sail
cut up and use as dusters
make them into a sexy  :lol: tee shirt

broken tennis racquet (I'm being topical here  :D)
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #297 on: June 25, 2008, 07:18:44 PM »

broken tennis racquet

mend it and then sell it to Martina
frog it on ebay as one of McEnroe's tantrums
put it in the shed with the other broken ones

Samprass's shoe lace
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #298 on: June 26, 2008, 04:16:12 PM »

Samprass's shoe lace

give it back to him
annoy cat with it
use as a pipe cleaner

old vacuum cleaner
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #299 on: June 27, 2008, 02:35:45 PM »

old vacuum cleaner

use the bag as an attractive cushion cover
turn the motor round and blow dust everywhere
sell on ebay (there are plenty of mugs out there.

double exposed roll of film  
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