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[tuftedduck]

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waste it
save it
read it

dried out highlighter pen

[chrissie]

highlighter pen...

soak it in water for 5 minutes and see if it works later
throw it in the bin
give it to a kid in the knowledge he/she won't be able to draw on your walls

a broken calculator

[Floydoid]

a broken calculator

Take it to bits to see how it works
Give it to a school child to confuse them
Use a paper and pencil instead

a pack of porridge oats

[tuftedduck]

a pack of porridge oats

strew around to feed the hens
use as pillow stuffing (breakfast in bed  )
ermm..............make porridge ?

dining chair with one leg missing

[chrissie]

use as pillow stuffing (breakfast in bed) 
 
dining chair with one leg missing...

prop it up with books and still use it to sit on
take the other three legs off and put it on a ledge to sit on
buy another leg and glue it on

pair of tights

[tuftedduck]

pair of tights

pull over head when robbing bank
sieve things
cut in half ans use as sleeves

one darning needle

[roseway]

one darning needle

thread feathers through the end and make into a blowpipe projectile (don't try this at home, children)
darn one sock
stick into roast chicken to make sure it's cooked

a pullover with a hole in the elbow

[Floydoid]

a pullover with a hole in the elbow

patch it
cut off both sleeves and turn it into a tank top
unravel all the wool and knit yourself a new pullover

set of 5.1 home theatre speakers without the base unit

(I recently had to buy a new surround sound system because the old base unit gave up the ghost, hence the new speakers have never been used - it was easier to attach the new unit to the in situ ones - and I have no idea what to do with them)

[chrissie]

speakers...

give them to the home for hard of hearing
build them into a feature in an alcove
gut them and use them as storage boxes

half a dozen eggs

[tuftedduck]

half a dozen eggs

paint them and keep for easter
scramble them 
throw at noisy neighbour

bent pin

[Floydoid]

bent pin

Use to secure a bent notice
Straighten it
throw it away

a piece of mouldy cheese

@ Chrissie - I was expecting some sensible suggestions, but ho-hum.

[setecio]

a piece of mouldy cheese

Use it as a base unit for a set of 5.1 speakers
throw it at a noisy neighbour
slice it and melt it a bit and stick it over the elbow hole in the jumper

Roadkill (as in the dead animals at the side of the road)

[chrissie]

@Floydoid  and they weren't sensible?     

road kill... yukky

prosecute the motorist who murdered the poor liccle animal
bury it 
wrap it up and leave on the verge!

a bale of hay

[roseway]

@setecio: thanks for the suggestion for mending the jumper

a bale of hay

give it to a friendly horse to eat
make it into a rustic seat
stand on end and plant a flag in it

an England football shirt

[chrissie]

football shirt....

wear it
cut the sleeves off and use as a vest
bury it

the downloader virus (which Nortons picked up on yesterday and I can't get into quarantine to delete it....aarrrghh)