Topic: Three things you can do with a ........ (Read 131650 times)

Floydoid · « **Reply #165 on:** May 14, 2008, 06:20:08 AM »

toast it
throw it to the ducks
use as a door stop

blutack

roseway · « **Reply #166 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:02:07 AM »

blu-tack

stain the wallpaper so badly that your other half feels obliged to redecorate
stop the telephone sliding around the desk
rub out pencil marks

super glue

Floydoid · « **Reply #167 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:58:43 AM »

Quote from: kitz on May 13, 2008, 05:00:51 PM

OMG - so it is
* kitz goes to book appointment at the opticians.

Kitz, don't worry about it, it's just the onset of senile dementia. (I suffer from it too.).

kitz · « **Reply #168 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:33:27 AM »

I'm in good company then

tuftedduck · « **Reply #169 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:42:10 AM »

super glue

glue supers together
spread on vicars chair
stick on false beard

false beard

chrissie · « **Reply #170 on:** May 14, 2008, 11:25:17 AM »

false beard

wear it (especially a woman.... LMAO)...

make it into a wig
put it out for the birds to nest in

wooden leg

tuftedduck · « **Reply #171 on:** May 14, 2008, 12:45:30 PM »

wooden leg

limp
stir porridge
prop up three legged table

piano with no strings

chrissie · « **Reply #172 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:05:48 PM »

piano with no strings

us it as a plant pot
chop it up for firewood
set up you DVD player with piano music and pretend to play along

a red crayon

tuftedduck · « **Reply #173 on:** May 14, 2008, 03:25:24 PM »

a red crayon

do red doodles
mark exam papers
use as perch for budgie

rotten turnip

chrissie · « **Reply #174 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:04:54 AM »

rotten turnip (eurgh)

bury it
give it to pigs (poor pigs)
see if it floats in the duck pond to let the ducks use it as a diving board

a piece of kitchen foil

roseway · « **Reply #175 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:24:09 AM »

a piece of kitchen foil

wrap up a piece of fish with herbs and a squeeze of lemon, then bake in the oven
roll into a ball and throw it at next door's cat
shape into a concave mirror to focus the sun onto a camp fire to light it

damp matches

chrissie · « **Reply #176 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:56:27 AM »

damp matches

use to keep your eyelids open
bake in the oven and try to use them again
dry them and build a model of Big Ben out of them (you need glue too of course

)

dried leaves

tuftedduck · « **Reply #177 on:** May 15, 2008, 10:35:26 AM »

dried leaves

make tea
burn on bonfire to upset the neighbours
use in flower arranging

zimmer

Yorkie · « **Reply #178 on:** May 15, 2008, 03:42:31 PM »

zimmer

use it to grow beans up
use it as a sled
use it as shield

empty crisp packet

roseway · « **Reply #179 on:** May 15, 2008, 04:25:18 PM »

empty crisp packet

(You know what I'm going to say first, don't you?

)

blow into it and make a loud bang
put some home-made crisps in it
exhibit it in the Tate Modern

next door's cat

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