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[Ezzer]

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Ban people who brag constantly.

serve briefs to self obsesed lawers

Say "It's ok I've got the key" 

3 uses for a computer

[roseway]

computer

install Linux on it, to change it from a toy to a real working machine
use it as a milking stool
drop it on the heads of invaders trying to break into your castle, when you run out of boiling oil

binoculars

[tuftedduck]

TD makes good use of old computer.



binoculars

watch birds
take apart and make two telescopes
start a fire

birds nest

[roseway]

bird's nest
watch with the help of a webcam
use as a firelighter (only when the birds have finished with it!)
make soup (ditto)

dead tree

[Floydoid]

chop it into logs
use it as a telegraph pole
use it as a caber in the highland games

empty aerosol can

[chrissie]

empty aerosol can

stand it up at the bottom of the garden and try to hit it with a stone
use it as a spirit level 
take it in the street and kick it to make a noise


face cream

[tuftedduck]

face cream

rub on face
paint the budgie
use as light grease to stop garden gate squeaking

broken torch

[scottiesmum]

broken torch

take out all the innards and use it for flowers
wrap it up and give it as a present 
mend it   


an oily rag

[chrissie]

an oily rag

hold down a well caught tufted duck and wipe the oily rag over the little sweetie
use it on your hands to pretend you've been doing the car
burn it when you haven't got any coal 

an old mop

[tuftedduck]

an old mop

use the business end as a pantomime wig
put in old bucket
mop old floor

last years phone book

(hold down a well caught tufted duck and wipe the oily rag over the little sweetie  )

[Floydoid]

tear it in half (I used to be able to do that before I developed RSI)
recycle it
use it to prop up your monitor

wooden spoon

[roseway]

wooden spoon

give it to the person making the daftest suggestion in this game
spank the missus
stir things up

empty stapler

[chrissie]

empty stapler

paint it and display as altered art
fill it with staples
pretend it's full when you pass it to someone then enjoy the look on their face

a packet of cigarettes

[tuftedduck]

a packet of cigarettes

smoke em
give away to passing hobo
take paper off, unravel fags and use as chewing baccy.


typewriter with "e" key missing.

[roseway]

typewriter with "e" key missing

typ a lttr which is hard to rad
gt it rpaird
donat it to a musum

a set of worn-out tennis balls